- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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