How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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the game

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Good job, son.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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