- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

WOw you have no life

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

batman farted so hes retarded

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally