- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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