- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

u know whats a crime? rape

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Racial equality.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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