- Anti Joke

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

what's the difference between a duck?

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.