- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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