- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Who is John Galt?

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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