whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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