- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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