- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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