- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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