A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Hail Hitler

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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