- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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