Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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brock has small hands for a small job

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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