I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Granny porn!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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