Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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