- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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