Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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