How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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HOLY COW!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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