- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What's brown and sticky A stick

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Killing your friend as a joke.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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