Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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I had a lemon. hi.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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