Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

it was all Tagart

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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