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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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