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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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