- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Gay rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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