- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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