- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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