What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Immigration Laws

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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