- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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