- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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