- Anti Joke

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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