- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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