Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Title IX

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BIG PENIS

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Anti Joke

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