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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

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