Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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DEATH.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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