What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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