This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Kevin and Ramin

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

A fat guy!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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