- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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