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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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homosexual rights to marriage

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What comes after 69? 70

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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