- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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