Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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