- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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