- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

how do you call someone? use a phone

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Knock knock.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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