- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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