What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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silver bullet?

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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