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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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