- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

a chinese man pays the full price

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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