- Anti Joke

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Roses are red, yup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.