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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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