- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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