What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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women's rights.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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