- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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