What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Male leadership.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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