these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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your face

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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