- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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