- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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