- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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