- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

12 niqqa 12.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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