- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

a man was shot.... he died

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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