- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's the difference between a duck?

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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