Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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they're dead. idiot.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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