- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

an american walks out of a strip club.

Gay rights.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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