- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??