Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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