- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice