- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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