What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A gay man watches football.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

. . I am a whale

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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