- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Roses are red, yup.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Barack Obama.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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