- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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