read this sentence again.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Tim likes girls

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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12 niqqa 12.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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