What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What's one plus one? two.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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sfdg

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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