Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

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