- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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