What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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