- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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