- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Male leadership.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

read this sentence again.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

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