What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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