- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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