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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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