- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and black and red all over.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Click here to end the world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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