How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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