Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

i'm hard

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Anti Joke

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