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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Knock knock Come in

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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