- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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