- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

u know whats a crime? rape

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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