Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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