- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Grace Ackerson

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Coldpaly is a good band

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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