- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Justin with a hat.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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