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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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