What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Oh s***

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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