- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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