A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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