Please ignore this statement.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I'm Polish.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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