- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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