There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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A cat playing laser tag.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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