- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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