- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Get on the boat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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