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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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