what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Anti Joke

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