Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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