- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

whats gay and american? a gay american

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??